greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

Greets! How's life?

by Rakeri August 10, 2003

greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009

geethay

Nickname used by flavor flave (foofey foofey) for bridgette.

Yo geethay...FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAV

by Daniel Rodriguez February 17, 2005

Greenhorn

Someone who is new at something.

Damn. Hoochie was all up on his tip, but greenhorn couldn't tap that ass.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

gentlemen greeter

A woman's vagina/private area.

Uh-oh, crazy Britney Spears showed her "gentlemen greeter" again when she was getting out of her car at Starbucks.

by ImBringingBloggingBack January 11, 2008

Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011

greetz

greetings or hello

most people wont undersand you but they will still prob say hello back.

me: greetz bish!1
you: uhhh ok? hi?

by illicit March 31, 2005