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Buying Greenland

1) An absurd or bizarre idea.

2) An expression describing the behavior of a person whose mental faculties have left them.
When the president says things like, "I'm the King of Israel!", just know that he's really just Buying Greenland.
by seudokode August 21, 2019
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Dirty Greenbean

when a male soaks in his own sweaty juices for a week in the same underwear then gets a blowjob
yo dude i just got a Dirty Greenbean from this chick
by gagnon family April 11, 2020
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Greenland

a lie most of it is ice and barely anyone lives here if see a person in Greenland their most likely from the capital also the USA wants it.
Guy 1:I'm from Greenland

Guy 2:You mean Iceland because most of it is ice

Guy 1:nah it's Greenland
by it.tas.com March 26, 2021
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greenlegocats123

A popular Roblox Youtuber known for his expose videos and trolling ODers. He has entertaining trolling videos against role players and is an activist to change the site for the better.
Wow, Greenlegocats123 really spreads awareness of online dating on Roblox.
by babyalex2008 May 26, 2020
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greenpeace

Where a lot of hot women hang out at. Straight men who dress decently, are half-built and have a decent dick will get the hottest greenpeace girls in thier bed. Most men who join it are only there for the hot ass. Most of the women there are single and have below average BMI's.

In general, they are an organization that protests against anything that destroys out environment.
Man 1-"So I'm going to Greenland on a huge boat owned by Greenpeace to protest against the hunting of penguins this week"
Man 2-"Your gay man"
Man 1-"I'm there for the ass....tell you the truth"
Man2-"I was doubting you there for a little bit"
Man 2-"Can i join????"
Man 1-"Your fat as a pig"
by UUIIO February 19, 2007
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Greenlander

Noun. A person viewed as soft and weak, fleshy and/or expendable. Someone who has become fat and lazy on the comforts of civilization. Someone unused to hardship and adventure.

Taken from GRRM's ASOIAF Ironborn culture. Nothing to do with the actual Greenland.
"Man, did you see those greenlanders, their asses were spilling out of their jeans."
"The greenlander can't go a single day without their comforts."
by Captain McHodor October 16, 2011
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greenbear

teh ghey0r .no scum...
uggh greenbear..
by pwned!! June 29, 2003
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