Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025

You Greedy Dirtbag

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

Mr Greedy Gaming

A shite fortnite player who has been playing since season 2 but is still garbage at the game.

*Impulses himself off and dies*
Mr greedy gaming: Cmon man

by Mad Junky September 4, 2019

Eat Greedy

Get it at any cost;

Take what you want;

Never give back anything;
Never regret shit;
Take what you dont need;
Make every end meet;

100%

Say homeboy im hungry, well eat Greedy my nigga!!!

by TiME is MoNEy August 30, 2010

Booby Greedy

A women gets a breast Augmentation and she wants to go bigger... just cause!

A women gets a breast augmentation and is a D cup.. She wants to be a DD..

Bitch! You're getting Booby greedy!!

by E & T April 17, 2008

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021