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gravel tits 

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits
gravel tits by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

gravel tits 

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits
gravel tits by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

Mike Gravel 

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!
Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

loose gravel aids 

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.
"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."
loose gravel aids by Typesofaids December 13, 2016

Christmas Gravel 

a term for hash in rock form, due to its resemblance to gravel in a driveway or playground and its pine tree tinged scent when smoked
Dude, I just picked up some of the finest Christmas gravel.
Christmas Gravel by paulen January 21, 2009

Mike Gravel 

The man who could bring the United States to the prestige that our forefathers envisioned, if only he could garner votes. The most courageous & honest man in politics. He opposed the war in Iraq to begin with, and has an exit strategy to have troops back home in 4 months - 120 DAYS!

He wrote a book entitled "CITIZEN POWER". READ IT!
Mike Gravel by VoteGravel March 25, 2008