Magic the Gathering

The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."

I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.

by Magic Rehab Surviver June 1, 2006

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

gathered

the most lame and pointless alternative to saying "figured"

christine: you have a friend that goes here?
matt: yeah, she's in the same grade as me
christine: gathered.
matt:... wtf?
christine: gathered! like figured...
matt: wha - who the hell says that??

by pnguyen January 22, 2008

cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 28, 2004

the gathering

A fucking kick ass gothic metal band at first...later, a fucking kick ass *lol* gothic rock band.

Roch: The Gathering fucking rules!
Random Guy: Hell yeah!, Anneke's freaking hot.

by Rach January 11, 2005

Tragic: The Gathering

The card game played by ghouls through the game Fallout 2, but had no real use in the story.

Dude! I won 30 bottle caps for a half hours worth of Tragic.

by LoGiKaLxLiQuiD June 29, 2003

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015