granny mobile

A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.

Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.

"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."

by maxisick August 17, 2011

granny grind

A sexual move in which a woman, in the missionary position, maneuvers herself to orgasm while her partner is nearly stationery above her.

She could only get off while doing the granny grind.

by Goat Girl September 19, 2009

Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.

by Matt in the SRB June 22, 2011

giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps

"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."

by Plube09 January 1, 2009

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.

That hill was so steep, I wish my bike had a granny gear to get up it.

by JoshCyclist January 20, 2006

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"