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Combat Giraffe

1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned
Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.
by Will Repute July 7, 2008
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Gaffled

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully
Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.
by Nom de plume October 27, 2004
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Flaming Giraffe

A sexual maneuver conducted by two men in which one stands with hands raised and receives fellatio from the other, who is bent at the hips with his arms wrapped around the standing man's waist. The homosexual nature of the act coupled with a profile view of the physical orientation of the men is therefore referred to as a/the "Flaming Giraffe."
I was watching porn last night and these two dudes pulled off a Flaming Giraffe!
by mrtibbz July 20, 2010
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God's Graffiti

A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.
"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"

"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
by Yo!Marie! March 3, 2012
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GAFFLE

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)
The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" another agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything". It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.
by Jungle June 18, 2006
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Giraffy

Super awesome guy that would go extra mile for you. He's very loving, a friendly guy that will always be there for you no matter what.
Girl1 : I have a terrible headache right now.
Giraffy : Awh, that's okay. Feel better after I give you this cookie!
by rainlybabi July 6, 2009
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