snot grabber

(n.) A nasty euphemism for a handkerchief or a tissue.

Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.

Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?

by Rob Porter January 4, 2009

dick grabber

A girl belonging to the sorority DG.

That girl in the club was a total dick grabber

by joel momma January 25, 2010

desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"

"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"

by Doctor P May 18, 2006

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

cheek grabber

When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.

Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.

by Kiz... December 27, 2013

Rick Grable

Rick is usually a very T looking man. Typically likes 80s hair bands such as Skid Row and Guns N Roses. He enjoys showing his granddaughter’s teenage boyfriend videos of these hair bands. He likes to drink beer, vodka and red wine throughout the day. The only reason he works is to pay for the family meal at Hooters every Sunday evening. His hobbies include betting on horse races and yelling at his grandkids about golf. He hates bears and being fat. He’s also always sleepy.

Rick Grable was very upset as his grandson faultered by making a triple bogey on the 9th hole at Babe Zaharias.

by FoxHunter005 March 31, 2019

Banana Grabber

A gay person whom grabs other mens bananas.

John is a banana grabber.

by don h June 18, 2008