Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

gooper

Someone who walks in from the snow/mud into someone's house or place of business without wiping their feet, tracking slush/mud all over the floor.

" Don't slip- some goddamn gooper tracked slush all over the place."

by Snotballs February 14, 2014

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

gaper day

The day (usually April Fool's Day or thereabouts) when all the mountain employees and locals who don't have to work dress up in absurd tourist outfits and imitate all the dumb gaper shit we have to deal with the rest of the year. Usually involves lots of neon clothing, ridiculous stunts, and massive amounts of alcohol.

"It's gaper day! I'm going to wear my dad's 80's onesy."

"I'm going with a camo hunting jacket and jeans and doing the Texas Tuck all day on the greens."

by npadd January 20, 2010

gaper

A huge loose fanny

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"

by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015