gobbles

adj.
used to describe something awesome, crazy, and/or cool.

"That's gobbles!"

"It's the gobbles."

by Brent Hochstatter November 19, 2006

gobbles

A fat, filthy co-worker who is as worthless as the handicapped turkey on South Park.

Frank: Hey, this user needs help with their laptop.
Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard.
Frank: You useless Gobbles!

by JC Costello September 16, 2008

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

by mason26 October 3, 2011

Goobies

Large ladies with huge knockers tend to strut their stuff; faux-confidence;
as if their fatty tits make up for their chunky body and refusal to exercise.
When the boobs stick out to the same level as their gut, its called goobies.
If they were to approach a wall, all 3 parts would touch at the same time.

Look at those Goobies !
Her Gut sticks out even with her Boobies.

by Isurus13 April 15, 2011

googlescrolling

to sit on the computer all day and look things up on google

ive looked up 300 things on google today, man im really googlescrolling

by russian2525 May 29, 2009

goobess

Goober princess

She's beautiful but is also a huge Star Trek nerd; she's my goobess.

by Goober4720 April 4, 2010

googlesomatic

convincing yourself that you have a certain illness, disease, rash, bug bite, or other ailment based on a thorough investigation, but not actually having any of the aforementioned issues

She thought she had bedbug bites, but it was purely googlesomatic

by ambyguity July 18, 2010