The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
Get the Brandeis Goggles mug.noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010
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Get the Stinky Goggles mug.The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
by Saria May 25, 2009
Get the slash goggles mug.The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.
Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
by pimptacular March 5, 2010
Get the Knox Goggles mug.a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.
I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.
by mwallis October 13, 2009
Get the deer goggles mug.A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.
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