goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

360 goatscope

Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".

"Dude, I totally 360 goatscoped a car yesterday!"

by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

by trainee October 25, 2007

Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.

Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!

by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012

Ze Goats

When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.

Me and the boys went out for drinks last night, after we went to Carter's place to Ze Goats.

by vindad July 13, 2017