Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Glutino

A gluten free whore/slut

Emily, you're such a glutino, go eat some gluten free bread and a dick

by AnielaVanilla September 3, 2014

Glustin

A heinous act

Anyone down for a Glustin later?

Yo, creamy Glustin up in here
Yo Pete, are you alright? Last night you did a filthy Glustin on the dance floor.

Did you see Stacy last night? I totally Glustined her.

by can of cream March 19, 2021

glurt

1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.

1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.

by YalamDruid March 9, 2017

glutina

Glutina is slang for an ugly ass ho. Only use Glutina in dire circumstances because it's that bad.

"Yo man lets never reminisce about Glutina. Those were dark times."
"Agreed."

by JohnThePussyDestroyer August 2, 2015

glutten

Overeats, Pigs out, obnoxious

He's a real glutten when he eats, how gross.

by Atwaterbarak January 2, 2009

Glutter

A type of cheese used in the Facebook.com game "MouseHunt".

You need glutter to catch a master to the cheese belt mouse.

by Chris Tearoll February 27, 2009