goonchuck

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goon

To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.

Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.

by kendigby November 2, 2011

hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.

"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)

by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

Goon

A menace to society. they have no reason to act like this, they just feel like it.

Kyler you are being an absolute goon right now.

by LihamSpaget November 24, 2021

Goonabi

A very universal word. Used to describe very good things.

1. "Mom, can you make me a goonabi meal?"
2. "Tonight is going to be a goonabi night."

by Chubies April 19, 2009

goon love

A goon a real man that's a 'G' thug that's in love.

We have Goon Love

by Blanca youngster LDKS May 23, 2017

gofon

A very clueless and dumb as fuck person.

Mohamed is a gofon

by Infinitymaker September 20, 2018