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gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).
Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!
by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025
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Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.
I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.
by Glemp August 21, 2025
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Gave birf

I gave birf to my cats
by Daddy254 February 26, 2025
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Gave away

Hym "I actually said (explicitly) that I expect to be paid and credit for the AI. That isn't 'gave away.' I think you are making shit up because you want me to not receive any credit or money. Inverted Genocide Blaster: Essence Loan was always a loan. The AI instruction manual was never free."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio
I Gave Myself Fellatio
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When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.
Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!
by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023
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Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged
“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”
by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025
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