gargoyle

I don't even know what this means.

Your mom looks like gargoyle.

by Lillejnar October 20, 2023

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

Gargoyling

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail

Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.

by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015

Gargoyle

Gargoyle (verb)
Similar to the word ligma in which it applies that you are gargling

Gargoyle dees nuts

by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022

Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.

Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.

by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023

Gargoyle

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.

I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.

by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025