Garfield Sandwich

meat lasagna on toasted onion buns that was invented on the 11th of November, 2009 by Matthew G.

Matt:"Oh man, that garfield sandwich really hit the spot!"
Jack: "Yeah, no more munchies!"

by MatthewG805 November 12, 2009

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

garfield

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004

John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.

James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.

by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008

garfield kart

a really cool game that lags so bad and u suck if you dont like it

garfield kart succks

by whatiscow March 30, 2017

Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 14, 2014

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005