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gameophiliac

A person who possesses an obsession with video games. Can be used to describe: someone that plays video games for 8 hours a day or more almost everyday, or everyday; someone who can answer nearly or all of your video game questions you could possibly have; someone who constantly would rather sit at home, work, or wherever and play video games instead of spending time with his/her friends; someone who spends the majority of their time doing something video game related.
John: Dude how much time do you spend playing video games anyways?
Larry: About 9.
John: You're a total gameophiliac.

Chuck: Hey, when did the Atari 2600-
Jackie: 1975
Chuck: ....OK. Do you know who invented Mar-
Jackie: Shigeru Miyamoto
~20 successfully answered video game questions later~
Chuck: You're a gameophiliac, you know that?
Jackie: Yeah.

Adam: Andy, wanna go to the lake with me today? Ryan and Max will be there.
Andy: No, I'm playing video games right now.
Adam: Oh my god, you are always playing video games. Every time I ask you to do something, you're always busy with a video game. You are starting to become a total gameophiliac.
Andy: DUDE SHUT UP! I'm playing COD4 on Live and I can't hear my teammates.

Bill: You're friend is pretty tight. What does she do for a living?
Hayden: Oh, she works for Nintendo.
Bill: Wow. Is she a gameophiliac?
Hayden: Pretty much.
by Yogérto October 19, 2008
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gaems

A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or display.

Said game is original, not a remake nor a port, or even a sequel to a series that was never that great in the first place. Oh, and it's also QUALITY.
<\g> 3DS has no gaems.
<Ice> Shut up you're being ignorant.
<Jeremy> But it's true.
<Ice> SHUT UP YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME COMMIT SUICIDE AHHHHH
<\g> go eat a dick you candle sniffing fence fuck priest humping dildo eating shit master
<Jeremy> PSP has no gaems.
by \g December 18, 2011
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Gaymonic

To possess something of gay origin
David's Judy Garland CD made him truly Gaymonic.
by NAPTOWN Qs April 26, 2010
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Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
by cheffykins January 2, 2012
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gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

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ham danglers

Fanny
Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.
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Gaymonising

Demonising an object if you’re gay. Because we’re a little bit evil but very gay
“Oh let’s hang a pride flag up in the school, this place needs some gaymonising”
by Lets.start.a.riot May 13, 2019
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Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.
'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'
by Javiwhite January 7, 2021
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