Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

massive gumby

Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.

Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!

by TallRobby September 21, 2009

Gumby

Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.

Chad: That frog looks so stupid!
Brad: Little gumby baby frog.

by obamasaidso July 1, 2020

Gumbie

a rotund, bald, and friendly older guy

My superintendent is a gumbie.

by lwarren September 10, 2023

Walk Like Gumby

A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.

"Dat boy doin' that Gumby Walk"

"Watch me Walk Like Gumby"

"He got that #stopmotionswag"

by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz October 26, 2012