Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Gumbie

When you decapitate a zombie, remove its teeth and mouth bang the head.

Dude, I totally did a gumbie on that zombie.

by Tll1984 November 10, 2021

gumby

Word used to describe home schooled kids. Nerdy and awkward but not exactly.

Heather is was homeschooled, she is nerdy. No she is gumby.

by WTFwasthat November 05, 2010

Gumby

Someone who is tall but has a terrible body shape.

Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh ninety pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

by Big_THiccy July 28, 2019

Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.

Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am

by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010