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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
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Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.
Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.
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v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"
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A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.
“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”
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the act of sexual poking someones hole/s
im gonna gonk you
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