Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020

Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s

im gonna gonk you

by tryzz August 1, 2021

Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.

You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.

by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023