Gloving

The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.

Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?

Guy 2: just been gloving my dude

Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy

Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?

Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..

Guy 2: look man I can change

Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man

Guy 2: I love you too bro

Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)

by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018

Snow Globing

The act of blowing bubbles with the semen in one's mouth.

After I came in her mouth she started snow globing. It was a bit messy when the bubble popped.

by ohmyclaude January 6, 2014

gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003

growing cake

A growing cake of love is a college-american term for expressing affection for another person.

Ben: Will you take my growing cake of love?
Jen: No it tastes crap
Ben: *cries*

by S K Patel September 7, 2008

Your a Growing Boy

A way for adults and family members to explain why a kid has been eating so much and seem to have packed on a few pounds.

Auntie Barb: Oh, Johnny! Your a growing boy! *gag* Your eating so much.

Johnny: *munch munch* Don't try that line on me.

by actingprincess8808 December 13, 2009

growing rope

Growing Rope, the act of taking a long shit

I've been Growing Rope long enough to hang myself with

by Jeffexx November 28, 2018