Glerin

Taking a shit on top of an already unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

While taking a horrible shit in an unclean gas station bathroom, She knocked on the door and screamed to open the door. After duck walking to open the door, she made a glerin on top of my shit, without flushing, as I wiped my ass in the corner whilst watching

by Glerin August 26, 2023

glerper

A green, glowing alien cat. Usually from outer space!

Woah! Look at that cool glerper over there!

by glerper September 5, 2023

glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ May 13, 2005

Glerba

A Glerba is when you swallow too much relish. When yourechoking on relish from eating a hotdog. TYhe noise you make sounds like "Glerba". Some perverts use it when someone when a girl is choking on cum.

"...Katie and Courtney were all 'glerba', so i called 911!"

by yoyoma554 April 16, 2010

glerp

is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!

That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!

by i like egg April 5, 2016

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

by freshnate September 22, 2011