Pre-funk

Pre-Funk: (noun): an informal social gathering that takes place prior to the official ceremony, or social gathering, usually involving intoxicating activities and generally resulting in pre-function inebriation.

After pre-funkin at the pad with my peeps, we poured one to the curb for our fallen homies and headed to the party.

by Izer October 21, 2003

funk-a-dunk

The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap. Points can be earned for style.

Joe walked up to me and knocked my ballcap off my head, earning himself a 10 point funk-a-dunk...

by BabyFaceFinster July 20, 2008

funkability

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk

James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.

by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008

Flunkerton

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

puppet funk

The odor that results from having a hand up one's ass all day.

Ewww! Puppet funk!

by CheeseGimp March 25, 2003

mal-funk-shun

Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?

Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.

by P.C.H August 2, 2007

Ala-Funk

1.) n. The combination of smelling like Armenian ball sweat and un-wiped butthole.
2.) Sweaty fat mechanic stench...
3.) Used as an adjective when the room permeates of a rotten butthole stink.

Bro you need to take a shower you got some ala-funk kickin off...
Russ said today: 'Man I think I got some ala-funk'

by flefliker August 3, 2013