flump

The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans

I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump

by superfunhappyslide August 7, 2008

frump

A woman who is generally not concerned with her appearance and doesn't make any attempt to look womanly or sexy. Frumps are very common in the Seattle area. They need not be overweight but commonly are somewhat "doughy" and are characterized by lack of makeup (except for ugly art-school or Goth-style makeup), poorly-fitted, unstylish clothing, general lack of muscle tone or a tan. They sometimes wear very bright red lipstick or substitute teacher cat-eye glass to make themselves even less appealing to men although they are not dykes. They'll often complain loudly that they can't find a man yet make no attempt to present themselves in a manner that might attract a man (showing skin or cleavage for instance). They might even be somewhat attractive (do-able)if they made an attempt at dressing better and wearing makeup and/or a better hairstyle.

Wynonna Ryder is an example of a well-known frump (don't you hate the way she hides those awesome gland bags of hers beneath baggy shirts?)

I saw a group of frumps out for a walk wearing parkas and "Seattle Sombreros" (an ugly Gore-Tex rain hat) walking at Pike Street Market on a rare sunny day in Seattle.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Flump

The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.

The porta potties are fucking rank. Let's go to the woods and take a flump.

by Blacksun666 June 2, 2010

flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

by jesusgirl101 February 23, 2009

frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumping

It is when the penis is semi erect and is still able to flap around you slap your sexual partner with it while releasing cemin.

Frump me daddy harder. over time oh yeaaa. Frumping frump you are pretty much slap boxing with a penis

by logtubatoaster1997 February 6, 2017

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006