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furniturized

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.
your home is well furniturized!
by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022
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Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".
While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it
We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment
by goodisfed December 16, 2022
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No furniture

A girl with loose vaginal walls that do not grip.
My dick slide right in

That bitch ain’t got no furniture
by Guckyoubbbbbb November 3, 2019
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Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
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Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.
"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 21, 2009
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