A judgemental teenage boy or girl (but usually girl) of the Fundamentalist Christian faith. She usually enjoys Christian music, going to church, and pretending she's read the Bible. This person hates everything and everyone with an opposing viewpoint on the origin or practice of Christianity. The fundie likes to hang out in groups of other Christians during science classes to ask if evolution is just a theory. When you try to have an intelligent conversation about religion with one, she will turn into an apathetic bitch who's only defense from being friends with you is her hate of free-thinking and her endlessly pissy attitude towards you and anyone else you've ever spoken to. Since being indoctrinated into the Christian faith by her cartoonishly close-minded parents (or other fundamentalists around her) from a very young age, that is all she knows and will openly deny any new ideas on the world even if they can improve countless lives and make the world a better place (Jesus is coming to get us in a few years. So what's the point?). If you ever try to read a book other than the Bible around her, get ready for a "Funder Storm with a chance of Pain" because you're going straight to hell. You must also never utter the words "talking snake", "Imagine", "contradiction", "Pro-Choice" or "atheist" in close proxitmity even if that is not your personal opinion. It really doesn't matter to them. They're doing God's work so expect an exorcism. And while you can have fundies as friends, be careful about Christianity. They can smell doubt like fear.
Dude, stop respectfully stating your opposing viewpoints on the subject of actually following Jesus' teachings of compassion, forgivness and love, divinity, science, religion and philosophy! The fundies will hate you despite their pre-packaged opinions being the exact opposite of anything in the actual Bible!
by Zatak April 13, 2009
Get the Fundie mug.An all-day event, similar to Sunday Funday, but starting on Saturday Morning, involving heavy drinking and some "fun" day-time activities. Hence, Saturday Funday. Drinking begins in the morning, typically around 9:00 am and continues throughout the day, usually ending when you pass-out around 8:00 pm. Often involves a Mimosa or Bloody Mary in the morning, beers during the noon, and RedBull Vodkas in the PM.
Saturday Funday was coined by the boys from Rockham Palace in Hermosa Beach, CA to define a day of friends drinking, playing Beirut, FlipCup and Beach Volleyball. The term has extended all the way to Shanghai, China where it is has been witnessed at; F1, the Purple Mountain Pool Party, during Monkey Balls and at the Sakura Bowling Alley.
Saturday Funday was coined by the boys from Rockham Palace in Hermosa Beach, CA to define a day of friends drinking, playing Beirut, FlipCup and Beach Volleyball. The term has extended all the way to Shanghai, China where it is has been witnessed at; F1, the Purple Mountain Pool Party, during Monkey Balls and at the Sakura Bowling Alley.
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"Fundamaniac" describes a really insane evangelical Christian in particular and any religious extremist in general. This term was coined by my dad (a preacher) to describe people like Oral Roberts and the Southern Baptist Convention.
by Jesus Stays Crunchy February 26, 2005
Get the Fundamaniac mug.A far better word for Fundamentalist as it adds a feeling of the machine like logic processes these people have. They are a poor immitation of life, uncapable of thinking for themselves. Instead they recite whatever they have been programmed to.
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One can be a fundamentaloid in any religious or secular creed.
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One can be a fundamentaloid in any religious or secular creed.
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-Well Jake, it's probably because of your lack of funderstanding...
-Well Jake, it's probably because of your lack of funderstanding...
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Get the funderstanding mug.An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.
Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."
by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020
Get the Fundamentalist Criticism mug.The first fundamental theorem of calculus states that (just trying to remember here), with F(x) being the antiderivative of f(x), while u stand for the upper bound and l stands for the lower bound, the definite integral of a function f(x) is equal to F(u) - F(l).
"Solve the integral from 2 to 3 of x^2" Well, this should be easy. Just use the first fundamental theorem of calculus.
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
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