Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Lit Function

When the party/get together/kickback/ is so incredibly lit and raftus.

"This such a lit function!"

by poopgoblin2 February 28, 2022

functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

lambda function

A highly infectious disease, know as Lambda, spreads throughout people using AWS, lambda can be transmissible within just 4 minutes of sitting in front of your screen learning AWS university

Test of your lambda function came back positive, you have 3-4 days to live

by Nicksel February 11, 2022

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003