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Fuckation

applicable only to bachelors/married men whose jobs are away from their girlfriends/wives...AKA overseas workers...AKA blueballers.

This is the time of year they can finally have sex since they can't get any in the rat-holes they're in...AKA the middle east.

Also called "annual oilchange".
1. Dicky's so excited about his fuckation he's already humping while going down the plane.

2. I know how excited he was about his fuckation I advised him to wear a condom before entering the airport.

After 30-days...

Me: "Hey Dicky, how's fuckation?"
Dicky: "Oh man, I can't wait for another one next year..."
by prodidyey May 10, 2010
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fucklationship

When you and your partner (i.e. same sex, opposite sex) sleep around either together or apart. Both parties are fully aware of the other person's activities.

When you decide to also bring a third party into the relationship and constantly refer to yourselves as "the power of 3" (i.e. Charmed -- cause there's nothing "charming" about that).
Guy #1: Wait, I didn't know that they were ALL together in a relationship? What is that? I mean... how??

Guy #2: That's not a relationship. That's a fucklationship.
by StarBearWatch April 3, 2011
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fuckuzation

The outcome or result of getting fucked over.

The state of getting fuckused on different occasions.
I heard James was played by some dude down the street and then, got fucked over at the party last night.. this isn't fuckuzation, is it?
by pseudocodr August 28, 2016
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Fucktuation

The term fucktuation is an adjective used to describe a fucked/messed up sexual situation, including something unusual that occurred during sex or during a sexual act.
“I’m not sure what to do, I fucked my cousin last night.. and I kind of liked it, major fucktuation”

“I have a bit of a fucktuation, my boyfriend really likes blumpkins but he eats so much red meat. It smells awful”
by Bizaboi May 19, 2018
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Fucktuation

A sexual (fucking) situation that you can't pass up for anything.
John: bro my mom's in the hospital I need a ride.

Kyle: Can't dude I'm in a fucktuation.
by aloejuice July 20, 2019
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Fuckusation

When you accuse your partner of having had sex with another person. Mostly based on little evidence.
That is a baseless fuckusation, I never had sex with that girl!"
by David C. December 15, 2020
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Fuctuation

Today was just a whole fuctuation!!
by dea121885 May 31, 2021
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