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fuckass

Adj. Strange, unusual, or bizarre, generally in a negative way.
"What kind of fuckass play was that!?"
by darkrighteous September 2, 2025
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the act of slamming Your scrotum into a girls asshole
Did you here She let him give her a fuckass
by ArmaGod December 2, 2016
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a verb that’s kind of a mix between “dumbass” and “fucking” often used in frustrating or inconvenient situations.
“this fuckass prius is blocking the left lane
“the neighbors fuckass dog won’t shut the hell up
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1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.

2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.
As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."

As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."
by anonymous September 10, 2025
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Just bad. Horrible, terrible, wrong, not right, all around bad.
I had a fuckass day today because I got into a fight with my friend and my fuckass car broke down on me.
by Duke aka Lil K aka Black Santa September 4, 2025
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A man with such a perfect, sweet, hot fuckin asshole that even the straight man wonders, "Maybe in another life."
"Hey Jill, check that dude out."
"Who, fuckass over there?"
"I want a divorce."|
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