- Follow the stars
This stems from the days of Colombus, where the crew of his ships would scream "FTS! Follow the stars!"
- Feel the strength
- Find the shoes
- Fuck that shit
This stems from the days of Colombus, where the crew of his ships would scream "FTS! Follow the stars!"
- Feel the strength
- Find the shoes
- Fuck that shit
by magicbutter May 9, 2004

I want that shiiit FTS!
by Vegard & Lars May 9, 2006

by JackChingWallabing April 3, 2008

by godballs2323 July 23, 2005

shorhand for Food Technology
by Shmexy November 10, 2007

FTS = abbreviated version of "for the shart".
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS
by arshart November 7, 2007

Acronym: For The Share
Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.
Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.
Guy 1: "You dare defy the will of the motherland!? Wealth is for all to embrace!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"
by Justin, Esq. August 1, 2006
