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- Follow the stars
This stems from the days of Colombus, where the crew of his ships would scream "FTS! Follow the stars!"

- Feel the strength

- Find the shoes

- Fuck that shit
We're lost now? Damn, FTS! Lets go home.
by magicbutter May 9, 2004
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FTS

by Vegard & Lars May 9, 2006
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FTS

For the suck. Even worse than "For the Failure."
Like, huh.....dude, Converse FTS!
by JackChingWallabing April 3, 2008
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I got three different FT's with three different women.
by godballs2323 July 23, 2005
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FT

shorhand for Food Technology
My Second Lesson Today is FT
(My Second Lesson Today Is Fodd Technology
by Shmexy November 10, 2007
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FTS

FTS = abbreviated version of "for the shart".
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS
by arshart November 7, 2007
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FTS

Acronym: For The Share

Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.
Guy 1: "You dare defy the will of the motherland!? Wealth is for all to embrace!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"
by Justin, Esq. August 1, 2006
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