Friendzone

A word that describes terrible fear, petrifying... Death. The 'friendzone' is a place just around the corner from hell, man and boys are sent there when they are rejected by a female character in there life whom they offered their love and support.

Boy: Please be my girlfriend, I think you're beautiful and amazing in every way, the way you smile makes me weak in the knees.. So what do you say?
Girl: I think we're just friends.

Boy1: Didn't you hear? Marcus asked Julia out and she said "we're just friends."
Boy2: Respects to our nigga in the friendzone.

by The Mr.Pineapple Man June 11, 2014

friendzone

(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.

An example of the friendzone is: Every woman's relationship with a nice guy she's not fucking. Ever.

by Shittyballs August 27, 2012

Friendzone

Being stuck in the friendzone means that you aren't able to have more than a friendly relationship with that special someone you are attracted to. However, it is wrongly perceived as a state that only males can go through. As a female, I can assure you that women can also be friendzoned.

Cassandra : Guess what, John? I have been friendzoned by Peter, my GUY friend.

John: I thought only males could go through such a phase?

Women all around the world : You thought wrong, John.

by notsobazinga June 2, 2015

friendmining

Searching through the friends list of your own contacts on sites like Facebook and Linkedin in the hopes of growing your own friends list for appearances' sake.

Q: How do you know Tom?

A: I don't really... I was friendmining and he is a friend of Steve's.

by retailguy October 16, 2008

Friendagon

Simply put, is a group of five friends. Typically they're extremely close & seldom hang out with people outside of themselves.

JENNY: "Want to hang out tonight?"
DAVID: "Sorry, Jenny, you're not in my friendagon!"

by Conman3880 April 19, 2009

friendcognito

A Friendcognito is pretending to be somebodys friend in order to conceal his true intentions.

My brother is dying to see his ex-girlfriend's new man. And since his buddy kinda knows the guy and was invited to his Superbowl party, he's determined to go friendcognito with him and scope the dude out.
scope out

by tecnax December 26, 2011

friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone

Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"

by ababababa777 April 25, 2015