Freezer Helmet

When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.

Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!

by Dddeezzzzznuts August 26, 2020

Freezer Chicken

Lord Gru's messengers of the freezer. The Holy Freezer Chicken is a disciple of Lord Gru. Long live Lord Gru.

"that is one crunchy freezer chicken"

by bro, be a secure chicken September 8, 2020

Freezer Chick

A hot chick, usually an actress, that you would totally bone after her expiration date.

Cassandra from Wayne's World is my Freezer Chick. I would totally hit that once right now.

- Chris A.

by Ruby Tuesday 916 October 2, 2020

freezer ping

The ONLY ping worse than rav ping. This ping will persist even after you exit whatever you are doing. People affected with freezer ping may affect their daily activities hindered by this terrible terrible disability.

oh god, oh fuck, i have freezer ping.

by hhhhhhhhhhhh (2) December 30, 2020

backdoor freezer burn

Backdoor freezer burn is when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and has a jar of Icy Hot within reach. He heavily coats his finger with Icy Hot and shoves it in the girl's asshole, resulting in an intense sensation of cold in her rectum, followed by an intense burning sensation, as well.

Hey, why was Sahil crying when he left the party?

Yeah, about that, Ben actually gave him a backdoor freezer burn.

Oh, shit.

by sunnyd1337brah September 22, 2009

stinky freezer

Blowing cocaine in to ones rectal cavity. Usually with aid from a friend or loved one.

Stevie Nicks destroyed her nasal cavity from years of abuse so she had to resort to the "stinky freezer"

by lurk digler September 20, 2015

Belly freezer

When you're so fat that that t shirt rides up your torso leaving the bottom of your belly visible to the world.

Bens fairly put on the weight, did you see the belly freezer on him last night?

by anonymous February 18, 2021