foster hoe

When a guy keeps meeting girls and having them move in with him right away.

Damn, they just met and she already moved in, that’s his 7th foster hoe this year!

by Emily Komisarek November 12, 2018

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Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017

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fosters flop

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.

"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

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Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

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Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

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sam foster

a child born into rage abused by his father an absolute fucking disappointment to anyone who dares speak to him the biggest cry baby known to man whenever he's pushed or challenged on the field his immediate reaction is to start crying and whining like the pussy he is samuel foster is the type of man you would never want to be around his domineer is that of a petty child.

he cried like a sam foster #faggot#bitch boy#mommas boy#fagnitostarterkit#niggafaggot

by minorities1 November 18, 2019

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