floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

floppy nob

when your dick is so floppy it almost looks like a saggy bum hole

your dick is a floppy nob

by bwebe August 15, 2016

Fopping

Fopping is just another word of Fucking. Since people take an offense to "fucking" it is then when fopping is the way to go.

1: "This is fucking delicious!"
2: "Languague please!"
1: "Oh i am sorry....."
1: "This is fopping delicious!!!"
2: "....."

by Hoxxie September 5, 2020

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014

Walk'n floppy

Walking around naked

JACKIE: (knock knock) "...Hey Kevin, open the door!"
KEVEN: "Give me a minute; I'm walk'n floppy right now."

by SedaliaSedalia Jax January 24, 2019

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009