Foover

When someone always "sucks" the fun out of a situation.

- can turn any enjoyable time into an unfortunate happening.

Hoover Vacuum + Fun = Foover (sucking of fun)

Goerge: "Dude theres a party with like 27 girls and like 4 guys at my friends house we should really go!!"
Bill: "ok man.. i dont have a ride so pick me up at like 10"
Joe (Foover): "no guys, that is unsafe, we should really stay home tonight."

by billJH April 19, 2008

fooer

A gay kid who shoves tennis balls up his butt

My friend Sam is a fooer

by Mangowarrior January 12, 2018

header footer

To headshot someone in the video game series "Halo tm."

"Holy shit I just fucking header footered that assclasp"
See assclasp.

by Apeshit monkey June 14, 2008

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW July 8, 2005

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006