foof juice

a technical upper class term for vaginal fluids

Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!

by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008

foof tube

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.

"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"

by ogmarshall December 16, 2008

Foof a' La Phat

Used when your extremely impressed by something! Said with emphasis!!

"i've just made you a sandwich"

"FOOF A' LA PHAT MUSH!"

by luke whiting October 6, 2008

foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.

"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."

by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012

foof it

When you take a shit

I just took a shit, go foof it

by Randy Orton 567894566 June 12, 2017