Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!
by Dats beans March 25, 2024
Get the Foofmug. FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.
FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).
FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).
I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?
Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF
Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF
by wolly68 October 22, 2014
Get the FOOFmug. Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
Get the Foof n poofmug. by Rooster_Tooth August 7, 2016
Get the foofmug. noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
Get the foofmug. Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
Get the Snaggle foofmug. On scalp: The little bit of hair that dares to flee from the styled hair form, creating whisps of stray hairs, or groups of hairs that stick out from the others defiantly communicating Look at me! I’m freaking adorable!
On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.
Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.
Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.
Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.
Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.
Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
by Hallyuhoo June 24, 2018
Get the foofsmug.