Furry Lap Flounder 

A derogatory term for the vagina.

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.

Furry Lap Flounder by DelMonty August 27, 2008

sergeant flounder 

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

sergeant flounder by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

to flounder 

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

to flounder by wurstle July 7, 2021

dirty flounder 

A fat horny bastard with a shrimp dick

That dumbass over there sure is a dirty flounder.

dirty flounder by Dustydustin420 April 20, 2016

Irish Flounder 

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.

"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"

Irish Flounder by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008

Invisible Flounder 

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.

I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.

Invisible Flounder by tunner July 13, 2007

Beastly Flounder 

One of the coolest most beastly guy on halo 3, second only to anhad

dude i just met the coolest guy on halo 3

was he anhad?

No...

OOOOHHHH it was Beastly Flounder wasnt it

Yeah howd u know?

i met him last week

Beastly Flounder by Jebuz the dan man March 13, 2008