Flop-on

Flop-on is the term used when a male is unable to achieve an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Did you hear what Hunter did it last night? He got totally wasted and attempted to fuck this amazingly hot girl but he got his Flop-on....again!

Awh man! I'm sorry. I've got my Flop-on. No action for you tonight.

by McZane November 24, 2010

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

Flop Jockey

An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

by Syd Office Services July 8, 2011

Flop Chain

When a group of friends are going out somewhere and one person decides they cannot go and the rest of the group begins to flop because of that one missing person.

Andrew: Hey you guys still wanna go to the movies?
Jamie: Yeah sure, i'm heading out now.
Dennis: Yeah i can't go, its too late and i have school tomorrow
Jamie: Damnit, i just left the house, yeah i dont feel like going anymore
Andrew: Err...yeah screw it. Its a Flop chain

by RaiDZ July 22, 2011

Sink or Float

A question asked to men asking whether or not their dick sinks or floats in a bathtub. Women have still not received the same answer... some men say float, others say sink.

Girl: Does it sink or float?
Guy: it sinks

Girl: Does it sink or float?

Guy: oh it definitely floats

by igotchudontworry November 4, 2019