Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

chundle flap

A piece of material that is placed by a woman's taint to ensure that two males testicles won't touch during a two males with with one female act of intercourse.

Hey bro we need a chundle flap if we're both gonna nail this chick, so our balls won't touch. If they touch that means we're gay!

by chundle1 February 24, 2009

Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.

Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.

by iambane January 20, 2009

flapcob

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

by Pogchoo September 18, 2003

Farpee

When a small amount of pee comes out when you fart.It generally happens in deep laughter!

Man that was so funny I just farpeed.

by Damien25 August 22, 2008

flampakes

Flaming amazing scrambled pancakes.
Usually concocted when baked, in need of munchie relief.

Kathy- Dude, I'm friggin starving

Tiffani- Let's make some pancakes!

-15 Minutes Later-

Kathy- This is gonna be awesome!

Tiffani- Yea, but these are some pretty fucked up flampakes.

by crazybitch001 December 28, 2008

Flap Dap

an object located either on a body or material object that has the ability to be very manipulative utilizing the index finger or tounge.

"damnit i just ran my car in a curb and now i have a Flap Dap on my tire."
Another example is your uvula (you know that boxing bag in the back of your throat)

by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009