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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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First through the intersection

When the light turns green and you gun it to be first in to the intersection. Then a car runs a red light and t-bones your car on the passenger side.
Hey let that clown be first through the intersection. Then go.
by Imalostcause May 27, 2022
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first to 5 win by 2

asianjeff's favourite strategy to win in fortnite
ima first to 5 win by 2 this bot watch this
by dandoonii November 27, 2023
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first tranny

the transgender partner of the president or other leader of a nation or state, in particular the partner of the president of the United States.
"When they danced on the Ellen DeGeneres show, everyone realized that they were the first tranny of the United States of America"
by dk348 December 22, 2023
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First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
by Debon5 June 26, 2024
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First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.
"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"
by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025
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Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst
Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best
by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020
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