by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021
Get the Fernmug. Scenario#1
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
by anonymous September 28, 2022
Get the Fern Tamermug. A young beautiful funny creatful girl with blonde hair blues eyes. All the boys fall for her and fight over her
by Martha Murray December 13, 2016
Get the fern mackaymug. by SamLizJohn November 27, 2010
Get the burst-fernmug. Fern is a boy (with a girls name!?), who is very quiet. He's mysterious and ominous in a way. His bad luck drove him down into a spiral of hopelessness and unrivaled rage against those who wrong him.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
"Yo, did you see Fern in class today?" "Yeah, he was sitting there minding his own business, so weird and gross!"
"Hey Fern, you look nice today!" ":3"
"Hey Fern, you look nice today!" ":3"
by PinGrove September 16, 2021
Get the Fernmug. by Dennis phoenix and fern December 25, 2022
Get the Dennis phinezzz and fernmug. (n.) a beautiful soul, inside and out. a woman who has been thru hell and back. a lost soul looking for her way back. a slut. a woman with a brain injury that has no short term memory. a changed person. a cheater. a fighter. a victim of abuse. delicious beautiful prey for predators. curly haired Jewish girl that smells wonderful. lost just wanting to come home(wherever the fuck that is). is looking for her children who were unfortunately so traumatically taken from her, which she will not find until the after life. a sad life story. a drug, sex, anything bad addict.
Naomi Fern is a different person than she was before the accident, sadly she has changed for the worst.
by TragicLife September 7, 2023
Get the Naomi Fernmug.