Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 23, 2014

Fer Sure Times

When someone is definite on a decision, action or event.
Can be used after most phrases.

The Flock was good fer sure times
We should go to the park and give people sweeties. Yes fer sure times!

by Indiar January 25, 2019

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003

Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 5, 2009

fer sure bomb

If you are overwhelmingly happy about something you completely agree with you would use this phrase. Some people just use fer sure, this is just a more intense version of the phrase. Made popular by a song by the Medic Droid.

Eric: I just got these stellar tickets to go see this band, and I have an extra one, would you want to go?
Jamie: fer sure bomb!

by J.Dae March 16, 2008

Shit-fer-brains

A southern term for a very dumb individual, is often used to give someone hell if they mess up on something simple.

"Man I tell you, that boy's got shit-fer-brains, he couldn't tell his own ass from a hole in the ground

by Eusophocleas June 27, 2016

taxi fer white

This term can be used when someone has taken too much alcohol or drugs and has gone very pale and is usually sick or passed out whitey and really needs to go home. Usually it is taking the piss out of the whitey victim.

John sees Mike whiteying in the corner.
John shouts to anyone nearby, "Ha ha taxi fer white". Mike groans and throws up.

by Decman November 13, 2007