A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
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The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.
Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman
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Get the Doing the John Fetterman mug.The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.
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