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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
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Filthy Uncle Fester

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
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Doing the John Fetterman

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.
Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman
by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023
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feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.
1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.
by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006
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fintercourse

It is what your get when your a drunken fin engaging in sexual intercourse
Hey, look. It's Mike and Piddlekins. What are they doing...is that...is that Fintercourse?
by Coonetta October 13, 2006
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Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."
"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"
by Jason L. March 2, 2005
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festering hatchet wound

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
by mt1mp August 17, 2007
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