Felix

1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.

I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!

If nobody knows what it is, then it must be Felix.

by 90srcguy January 13, 2009

Felix

A liar who likes to call people desperate and shows them messages that you sent them even though he asks to secretly date you and then a few days later he asks out one of your besties and doesn’t stop texting her and he’s ugly

Your so desperate you remind me of Felix

I’m not as desperate as Felix

Oh I forgot that it’s impossible to be as desperate as Felix because he’s so desperate

by 7mpb.is.the.best May 19, 2019

Felix

Felix is a horrible person that cheats all the time. He’s fake and usually hangs out with bad people. Beware children don’t date him, he’ll probably break your heart and say things behind your back. He usually pulls you in with his eyes and smile. You hear all the bad things people say he has done, but you think you can give him a chance and he can change. Well guess what... no... no he cannot. He will continue to be a fuckboy, so ladies and gents I hope you know your Felix’s well because most of us dont😁

Felix is a fake ass hoe👍

by Broken.heart428 November 25, 2018

Felix

He is a dick head

He is such a Felix
He is such a dickhead

by hhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyy May 14, 2018

Felix

Gay fucker will eat your dick hole

You Felix looking mf

by Good nigga April 8, 2019

Felix

A Felix (noun) is a literal term for a big, messy shit or a figurative term when it relates to being in trouble. Its origin came from a man of the same name who developed a reputation for leaving big, stinky shits un-flushed in the toilet, accompanied by a dirty wipe rag lying on the floor next to the toilet.

"I ate so much BBQ last night, I'm on my third Felix of the morning!"..." or "I'm going to be knee deep in a pile of Felix if I don't finish this in time!"

by Puto Ruben April 4, 2017

Felix

Felix, a girl who shatters mirrors when looking into them because she is so ugly. Although she tries her hardest she always fucks up and hurts people. She's stuck in 2008 and can't take selfies for the life of her. Best if you avoid any girls called Felix because they'll just waste your time and make you feel like shit.

You're such a Felix

by Deadontheinsideandout October 9, 2018