A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor
by snag leo lima April 20, 2018
Get the Felipe shorie mug.Felipe is quite a dreadful name. He is the scum of the earth. IS THE WORSt. I quite recall him being a whore ansd selling himself on Brazilian streets for quite cheap . He once said his words exactly " Brianna is distracting" Help him find him help plz. If you ever run into Felipe Andrade plz call get some help and if ever tries to rape you hit on you run so dar run as fast u can call the police. He may look innocent but babies lie two faced jerk. He often call himself straight but we are all pranked he is secretly gay which may be obvious for some beings. His kink is GBF. His favorite girls to hit on may be Alyssa a fellow colleague and Nikki parvlas another fellow colleague. Run he is a scary Mexican. HE eats platanes on the weekends. HE aspires to make it big Time in Fifa possible 199999999999999 rather than 2 billion.
by asiangirllikesrice December 10, 2017
Get the Felipe mug.Felipe is a kpop hater and doesn't like asian people. Is also a bad singer and loves to play video games (usually farmville). Is always burping and calling his only friend fat. Is lazy and is always eating. Feels proud of himself when he does a successful handstand. His face stings. He is always making wierd sounds and screams a lot. Is usually from ukcraine and albino. Filipe is rude and likes nasty ice tea, don't be like filipe.
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4: omg why doesn't he like asians?
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by ze2017 March 12, 2017
Get the Felipe mug.A typical person, usually not that tall. Felipe will not be able to communicate with females and is likely to mess up his relationship. He a basic haircut but might be attractive. Usually hangs out with the same people like him and struggles to speak proper.
by 6Racks November 20, 2023
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by TheOneWhoMightLaugh November 28, 2023
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He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
by yeahyeahchacha November 22, 2021
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