Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

multi felch

for many men to deposit semen into the anus of a "victim" and then for one person to, with a straw, suck it all out.

One pig, nine guys and a straw.

by jay July 29, 2003

frog felcher

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Felchmaster

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.

'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007