two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."

"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power September 5, 2007

feek

means to have intercourse with.
used widely in limerick.

mossy- " id feek de arse off her!"

by hadabileep April 25, 2006

airi feek

Literally means "my dick in you" but is taken as an insult in Lebanon to mean somewhere along the lines of the common "fuck you."

Person A: Hey, man. Where were you?
Person B: With your sister.
Person A: Airi feek.

by Tako_400 June 24, 2011

freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019