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Farmington, Missouri

Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.

It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).

The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.

We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.

During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.

In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
by justanotherchick16 October 15, 2011
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Farmitting

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.
Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!
by MessyG July 13, 2004
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Farmaceutical

A natural, whole food that yields positive health benefits, when consumed regularly.
Dude, I went to the Farmer's market and scored some sweet Farmaceuticals.
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lulz-farming

A more precise form of trolling: slinging shit about a something on a forum/website/etc where there is guaranteed to be an exceptionally high volume of targets, ensuring maximum lulz.
Lulz-farming troll (on Twilight forum): "RPatz leaked Midnight Sun."
Over 9000 Twitards: "BAWWWW"
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farmilantation

a clothed ejaculation that occurs with little or no physical provocation; it is a rare phenomenon with only one known occurance
They were juking it real smooth, he later discovered farmilantation had taken place.
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farmington hills

city in michigan. about 30-45 mins from detroit. it's pretty lame. home of the farmington school distict. there are 3 high schools:
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.
by shayyyshayyy October 13, 2008
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Gay Farming

A form of farming performed by homosexuals which entails clogging up a toilet at a gay bar with toilet paper, waiting for another male to come in and take a shit into the clogged toilet, then retrieving the shitstick, wrapping it in a condom, freezing it, and using the frozen piece of shit as a fetish object/masturbation aid.
I caught some guy gay farming in the last stall, you should kick him out.
by Tyhou January 12, 2010
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