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Fanfiction.net

An enormous site - stigmatized by poor administration and bad decision-making on the part of rules - housing a broad (but not broad enough) range of fanfiction, ranging from the wonderful to the mediocre to the awful.


Considerably less impressive now due to restrictive rules placed on the types of entries allowed in recent years.


Motto: "Unleash your imagination and free your soul." No longer applicable.
I kinda used to love Fanfiction.net, but ever since the owners started to discriminate against certain kinds of stories and ban them, I've kinda thought maybe they should just call it Fanfiction.nazi
by CaffienatedYak July 28, 2004
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anti-fangirl

One who is irritated by the insistent pleas of desperate fangirls claiming to one day marry a certain celebrity.
Anti-fangirls try to rid the world of this insane species.
ex. of a fangirl: "OMG! I lyKe lUv JoHnNy DePp! He'S sO hOtT!"
by Perple September 17, 2004
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fangirl

A girl who uselly is about 10-18, who obsesses over something. Normally, it's a celebrity, band, or anime charecter. There are three stages of fangirl.

Stage 1: Normal
Normal fangirls are the sanest of the fangirls. They tend to like things because of the quality of the music, animation, and so on.When it's anime, they watch it because they like the story. When it's music, they listen to it, because they love the music

Stage 2: Slightly obsessive
These fangirls are quite tolarable, because they arn't completly obsessed. When it's anime, they tend to like the story, but they also think one of the characters is hot. When it's music, they tend to know about an album of songs, but they may like it, because the singers hot.

Stage 3: Absolutly crazy
These fangirls are pretty annoying if you know one.
They tend to lurk around anime conventions and they leap out on somebody who is dressed as their favorite charecter.
When it comes to music, they probably don't know more then one song of the band, because they just think one of the members is hot, and they tend to believe that they are gonna marry them someday.
Normal fangirl:"I love the band My Chemical Romance. Their music is just amazing and really inspiring"

Slightly obsessive:"I love the band My Chemical Romance. Their music is awesome, and Gerard Way is so hot :)"

Crazy fangirl: "I LOVE THE BAND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!! GERARD WAY IS SO HAWT!!!! I KNOW I'M GONNA MARRY HIM ONE DAY!"
by She'sNotOkay June 15, 2010
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Sans fangirls

Mainly edgy as fuck has sex with sans on camera all of them look like trash they always uses sans’ quote from the genocide run in undertale “your gonna have a bad time” all have animal ears and tails or they just have over exaggerated curves make horrible animation memes say they are sans’ wife and girlfriend (why do you say that you can’t be two things at once) ALWAYS have alternate versions of themselves make killing videos and they all hate cringe compilations even though they are in most of them don’t know grammar (that’s it)
It’s hard to find sans fangirls that don’t fit this definition
by Starrysanswhohas_met_every_one December 7, 2019
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Fainites

1960s North London (UK) playground slang/shout used to opt out of a game temporarily, or to prevent yourself being tagged in a game. Often it is accompanied be crossing the fingers and the arms in front of your chest and standing still.

The call can also be used to suspend a whole game temporarily, for example when an adult walks across a football pitch

Said to be derived from the Old English "Fain would I..." or "I do not want to..."
"I was about to be tagged, but I shouted "fainites" so he went on and tagged someone else."

"I was just about to boot the ball when an old lady walked across the playground and someone shouted "fainites".
by Flemingovia September 1, 2008
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Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009
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Fanfiction.net

A formerly brillant site which has now spiralled into a sad pile of crappy Mary-Sues, pointless, restrictive rules, and endless server problems. Nevertheless, it still seems to have a monopoly on about 99% of fanfic writers on the Internet, though you have to trawl through a heap of Sueage to get to anything decent.

Fanfiction.net annoyingly bans, among other things: stories in script-form, stories in second-person (or "you-fics"), fics involving real people, and anything they deem "interactive", up to and including responding to readers' questions. As a member of the PPC once declared of scriptform: "If it was good enough for Shakespeare, it's good enough for fanfiction."

It also doesn't support many punctuation marks, such as *, <, >, , , and /, despite several of these being vital to certain fandoms, for example as the <> "thought-speech" speech marks in the Animorphs fandom. It also removes any links or email addresses in stories.

The site furthers its bad reputation by randomly banning a lot of really good stories for absolutely no reason. Its reporting system also doesn't seem to be regulated, as it can and has happened that one person has reported another's story because of a grudge rather than the story having anything wrong with it, resulting in the story's unfair deletion.

Fanfiction.net is popularly known as "the Pit of Voles", or just the Pit. Have you ever heard the saying that a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare? Well, if that's true, then common wisdom is that whatever's writing the stories on ff.net can't be monkeys.
"I went on fanfiction.net and they'd deleted 'Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills'!"
"No! But it's at a really good bit!"
by Carol Anne Parma September 22, 2008
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